The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

The Everything Kids' Giant Book of Jokes, Riddles, and Brain Teasers

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Michael Dahl
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THE

EVERYTHING®

KIDS'

GIANT

BOOK OF JOKES,

RIDDLES, AND

BRAIN TEASERS

Michael Dahl, Kathi Wagner, Aubrey Wagner, and Aileen Weintraub

PUBLISHER Karen Cooper

DIRECTOR OF ACQUISITIONS AND INNOVATION Paula Munier

MANAGING EDITOR, EVERYTHING® SERIES Lisa Laing

COPY CHIEF Casey Ebert

ACQUISITIONS EDITOR Katrina Schroeder

SENIOR DEVELOPMENT EDITOR Brett Palana-Shanahan

ASSOCIATE DEVELOPMENT EDITOR Hillary Thompson

EDITORIAL ASSISTANT Ross Weisman

EVERYTHING® SERIES COVER DESIGNER Erin Alexander

LAYOUT DESIGNERS Colleen Cunningham, Elisabeth Lariviere, Ashley Vierra, Denise Wallace

Copyright © 2010 by F+W Media, Inc.

All rights reserved.

This book, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form without permission from the publisher; exceptions are made for brief excerpts used in published reviews and photocopies made for classroom use.

An Everything® Series Book.

Everything® and everything.com® are registered trademarks of F+W Media, Inc.

Published by Adams Media, a division of F+W Media, Inc.

57 Littlefield Street, Avon, MA 02322. U.S.A.

www.adamsmedia.com

Contains material adapted and abridged from The Everything® Kids' Joke Book by Michael Dahl, copyright © 2001 by F+W Media, Inc., ISBN 10: 1-58062-686-6, ISBN 13: 978-1-58062-686-6; The Everything® Kids' Knock Knock Book by Aileen Weintraub, copyright © 2004 by F+W Media, Inc., ISBN 10: 1-59337-127-6, ISBN-13: 978-1-59337-127-2; The Everything® Kids' Riddles & Brain Teasers Book by Kathi Wagner and Aubrey Wagner, copyright © 2004 by F+W Media, Inc., ISBN 10: 1-59337-036-9, ISBN-13: 978-1-59337-036-7.

ISBN 10: 1-4405-0633-7

ISBN 13: 978-1-4405-0633-8

eISBN 10: 1-4405-0634-5

eISBN 13: 978-1-4405-0634-5

Printed by RR Donnelley, Harrisonburg, VA, US

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

August 2010

Many of the designations used by manufacturers and sellers to distinguish their products are claimed as trademarks. When those designations appear in this book and Adams Media was aware of a trademark claim, the designations have been printed with initial capital letters.

Interior illustrations by Kurt Dobler and Barry Littmann. Puzzles by Beth L. Blair.

This book is available at quantity discounts for bulk purchases.

For information, please call 1-800-289-0963.

Visit the entire Everything® series at www.everything.com

contents

PART ONE: JOKES

Monster Mania

Sickos

What's Gnu?

Crazy Colors (or Hue Must Be Nuts!)

Computer Wonks

Tom and Tina Swifties

Didja Hear?

Larry and Luna

School Jokes

Quickies

Outta This World

Professor Fruitcake

Hinky-Pinkys

Ring the Doorbell! (Knock Knock Jokes)

Jurassic Pork

Gross!

How's Business?

Having a Ball

Video Quips (Punny Names)

Gags and Giggles

The World's Seven Best Limericks

Signs on the Dotty Line

Laughing Stock

Pundemonium

Nuts from the Family Tree

You Know You're a Loser When

Spoonerisms

Nun of That

Way-Out Out West (Cowboy Jokes)

Money Is Only Paper<......